A trip to the grocery store.
1. I like going to the grocery store
2. We’re going to giant eagle I don’t really like giant eagle
3. Grab a cart
4. Where’s the list?
5. Let’s start in produce
6. What do you do with rutabagas?
7. “would you like to try some vegetable dip?”
8. I like the cute old people who give out samples.
9. Costco is the best place to go for samples
10. Tried the veggie dip. Tastes pretty weird
11. Got a coupon from the veggie dip lady
12. I never use coupons
13. I should start using coupons
14. Need radishes
15. What is the point of having radishes? They don’t taste like anything
16. Avocados are on sale
17. We need mini hot dogs
18. Crackers 2 for $4
19. I hate when people stand in the middle of the aisle looking at a shelf and they don’t move their cart for you
20. How is it that I can look for 5 minutes for something and then you come up and find it right away and it was right in front of my face
21. Did we pass the aisle with cocktail sauce?
22. I hate when you don’t know the layout of the store
23. I usually just end up walking up and down each aisle anyway
24. Pop-tarts are on sale
25. Pop-tarts are so bad for you
26. My favorite are the cinnamon
27. With no frosting
28. We need frozen skyline chili
29. Walked right to it
30. That’s everything on the list
31. There are 20 people in every line
32. Everyone is shopping for their Superbowl parties
33. I think we chose the slowest line.
34. The kids behind us are not well behaved
35. “mom can I have this?” “no don’t touch anything”
36. “mom can I have this?” “no.”
37. “mom why do you get to get everything and we can’t even have one thing”
38. These kids are about to get smacked
39. Let’s look at the magazines
40. Lea Michele’s shirt is very low cut on the cover of Cosmo
41. She has no boobs
42. The lady in front us has 20 coupons
43. Again, I should start using coupons
44. They don’t have baggers at this store
45. You can’t even bag your own groceries, the cashier does it
46. This girl is too slow
47. I bet she hates her job
48. I try to make sure I’m friendly to the cashiers
49. Finally she’s done
50. Put the cart in the cart cage thing
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